ICP (Insane Clown Posse) - Simple and Blunt lyrics

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Anther fuckin sampler, I won't even front

I'll fuckin tell you all about our shit, simple and blunt

And if you take the time to listen as I run this down

Maybe you might even dig our shit and understand the wicked clown

We forever underground cause up on the surface

They've always said we talentless pieces of shit and worthless,

Yet,as I'm writing this now,

I glance over at the wall and I don't know how

But we got two platinum albums and another four gold

And we never used MTV, we went up the back road

And built a fanbase that's so behind the clown

That they'll tear your fuckin city in half to show they down!

But see that's just it though,

It ain't a fan base

It's a family drawn together like we from outer space

I mean, we call ourselves juggalos,

I guess that explain it

We relate cause we been through the same kinds of pain

I mean, ICP don't rap about the money we get

Because half the juggalos so broke they stealing our shit

And they don't wanna hear about us pushing up ends

When they takin' fuckin' Greyhounds just to get to gatherings

We likes it wicked

We keeps it wicked

We like cartoon serial slaughterers on our records!

It's how we adjust to the pressures of life;

Let our music do the killing for you, you'll be alright!

And seriously, and you the least bit curious

What's up with this underground world? We gettin' furious

Just like this sampler you're bumping right now,

This might be your calling to our carnival grounds!

Tell me this, motherfucker, truly, how you living?

Ever get the urge maybe do a little wig-splitting?

Ever been the last kid picked for a team?

Ever had motherfuckers come and shit on your dreams?

Do you have ideas and something to say

Only ain't nobody ever got they ears pointed your way?

Ever been fucked with for like this and like that

And go home wit crazy thoughts about cutting they neck?

You might find an escape in this band the world hates

Cause we been getting shit on, homie, we can relate!

Ain't nobody here dating any Hollywood stars,

Attending VIP parties at high-profile bars.

But if we ain't your cup of tea then just don't fuck with me,

I respect the fuck out the fact that you stuck with me

And listened on while I tried to explain ourselves

Cause the hatchet's hustling for some record sales!

We know that ICP is fuckin' hated and doubted

But our new album's the bomb and I wouldn't lie about it

We call it the Wraith and it's the sixth joker's card

And the juggalo world's been waiting long and hard

So we saving it all, we won't play you a lick,

That's why they got me on here rapping bout this shit

But for ten years this album has been in our focus

Everything from Dog Beats on through to Dark Lotus

And it's finally dropping on November 5th

Unless the fucking record label fucks up the shit

Plan is that's the day that the best we can do

Will be put in the stores and delivered to you

Or you can download it free, most probably will

But the packaging and booklet it comes with is ill!

So if you're lookin for the best way of copping it free

My advice is hit a record store and pluck the CD!

Get you the booklet and get you the disk

And leave all the case with the cover and shit

And then buy something cheap like a Britney Spears sticker

So they don't get suspicious when they see you at the register

One way or the other I can promise you this:

Juggalo or not, our fucking record's the shit

And I don't give a fuck what Rolling Stone ends up givin'

Cause that's just some other idiot's opinion

If he knows what's so dope he should make it himself

And quit fucking judging everybody fucking else

Anyway, all we trying to say

Is that a bomb ass LP is headed your way

A little something for the underdogs out there

We extending a gat to let you know that we here

And our carnival doors is always open to yours

And for everybody else we stand up in applause

For taking a little time to listen to me spit

On this here free CD hatchet sampler shit

And for all the juggalos out there that didn't know the deal

We put together this here for you to feel

Come on!