ICP (Insane Clown Posse) - Fat Sweaty Betty lyrics

rate me

W-w-w-w Why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed.

whats ur pleasure? Why dont you go into the next room and start getting

undressed, W-w-w-w Whats your pleasure?

Fat Sweaty Betty you bitch aint nuthin new

Her ma's used to babysit me back when we was two

We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink

And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank

Well uh, she moved across town and never came back

Until the other day I seen her at the Chicken Shack

She said her name was Betty I cant believe this shit

The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beotch

She said "hey J, tell me how you been"

She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin

I told her hold still and flicked it off her face

And said "Betty oh Betty what ya say we leave this place?"

I took her back to the crib and hit it all night

I let my fingers run across the rippled cellulite

Ewwww, it was nasty, but I dont let it bother me

She rolled over, fuckin knocked the wind outta me

I coudnt breath she wouldnt stop, Im almost dead

I took the lamp and busted out her fuckin head

We got dressed, I gave her little kiss goodbye

Fat Sweaty Betty, my fat sweaty pumpkin pie

Fat Sweaty Betty Tell me when your ready (x2)

Big fat slop of shit people call Betty

Flaps of fat on the back her neck, sweaty

Boogers running out her nose all over her lips

Cant tell the difference from her titties to her hips

But fuck all that cuz I wanna see tha neden

I hadda see the cat, that she's uh cheeda chin

Rode my bike to her house, hey yo Betty let me in

Im packin some snack cakes, Bitch let me in

I can hear her commin down the stairs

She opened up tha door in her mutha fuckin underwears

Ewww, shit fuck that I'm turnin back

But no the door shut and she going for tha cake snacks

I said relax hoe, Im here on business

You can have tha candy but first you gotta wait a bit

I need a favor, come on Betty drop them drawers

Ahhhh, I knew it, Betty had balls

Oh no, here come that ass

From the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna Splash

I wish I never came, Oh boy do I wish

She fat sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch

Fat sweaty betty, tell me when your ready (x2)

fat sweaty betty

(violent Jay in the forground and still a repeat of "fat sweaty betty" in the

background)

I know you like speghetti, I know you like speghetti so tell me when you ready

baby

I know you like speghetti, I know you like speghetti so tell me when your ready

baby

Tell me when your ready, tell me when your ready for a cheese burger, pizzapie,

t.v. dinner, chicken baby

I gits it all, I gits it all for ya baby

I work at FarmerJack on tha dinner floor baby

I bring it home, I cook it in the microwave

I feed it to ya, just let me get some sticky scave

Cuz I dont care, I wanna hit tha cellilite

I hit tha cellilite for uh turkey beverlite

Cuz I dont care and no Im not afraid to cook

Take off your shoes and let me lick your dirty foot

I rub ya down, I rub ya down tha right way

I hear uh buzzer, apple pie's in tha microwave

I work at FarmerJack, I work at AMP, and yes I know my heavy baby wanna be with

me

Ya wanna be with me, ya wanna be with me, ya want some chilli cheese fries and

uh hogey

I tell her wait, wait till tha time is right

Let me count tha purple bubbles in your cellelite

Ya want some BurgerKing, ya want some HungryJack, ya want some Jellybeans, ya

want uh scoobysnack, ya want some Dominoes, ya want uh MilkyWay

Ya gotta kick it to tha suga daddy Violent J

Ya want some LuckyCharms, ya want some mashed potatoes, let me hit tha skins

now and I'll meetcha lata

Because I know, I know ya want uh lunchable, somethin crunchable, somethin

munchable

How bout some TacoBell, how bout a pizza slice, how bout some chicken fingers

and a bowl of minute rice

(Fat Sweaty Betty <~~ repeated)...