Horseshoe G.A.N.G. - Half A Meal (Funk Volume Diss) lyrics

rate me

(Talking)

Did you just hear Funk Volume?

They just said they'll battle anybody, any label for half a million

We gonna bring Horseshoe Gang and Crook up there man, let's see what's up

Horseshoe's dope, Horseshoe's hella dope

Anybody in human existence can stand in front of us and we will demolish em

You done fucked up, y'all know that

God damn I'm glad y'all set it off

(Intro)

What?

Y'all can't fuck with C.O.B

Y'all can't fuck with Slaughterhouse

You can't fuck with the Horseshoe Gang, nigga

Y'all wan’ battle for half a mil?

We starvin, we'll battle you for half a meal

(Hook x 2)

God damn, god damn I'm glad y'all set it off

Funk Volume is better off dead and gone

I'mma laugh when your head is off

Funk Volume is hella soft, hella soft

(Wait, nigga just wait, nigga just wait)

You wanna battle for half a mill?

(Wait, nigga just wait, my niggas ain't ate)

We'll battle you for half a meal

(Verse)

It's all on site soon as they put this song on sites

Put your tombstones on sites, won’t fight

Nigga hold on tight to your life cuz you don't want dice to hit you, get stole on twice

Get stole on thrice, this a lyrical soul on ice

Slice you with a Eldridge cleaver, there's no more nice guy

Call this Christian rock cuz we gon' stone Christ

Wait a minute, who the fuck got a nigga like me started

We make the streets dark, we retarded

And we starvin and these artists are startin to look like a fuckin feast, fuck a peace offerin

Unless I offer you the peace, I caught him in his sleep

See y'all in some deep shit like sodomy, y'all don't wanna see this side of me

We turnt up but y'all volume is weak

We can battle off the top of the head or I can just start choppin your head

As your freestyle leaks out comin out the top of your head

I'mma dig off in your pocket for bread

It's no defense for the sick sinister piliger from here to any peninsula

I'ma finna pencilin your doom, enter the room like niggas shouldn't have mentioned us

Then I'ma switch it up, it's Mr. Killer calligrapher

(Verse)

Nigga what? They know that we don't give a fuck

In a second we'll make the second coming of "Hit 'Em Up"

Then light 'em up like a room when the switch is up

Where my Swisher at? I feel better once when I lit it up

Is these niggas jokin? maybe I should be smoking what these niggas smokin

I breathe in the moment then make sure you niggas can't breathe in a moment

You won't be able to stop it nigga, I promise you will die

You may want to watch it like your job is to supervise

Trynna spar with my silly ass similes and syllables are certainly similar to suicide

We the niggas you should put in your top 10

If you want to battle instead, let's get it poppin'

We'll kill anybody that hip-hop sends

We'll murder anybody, it don't matter who hops in

(Verse)

I'm the Rakim & Biggie type

Not impressed with the type of shit dizzy write

I'm the type to be all up in a nigga's grandma's basement

I'ma fina fuck Jarren Benton's wife

Hold up, you couldn't fuck with a picture of me

Your girl fucks with a picture of me in her head

While you in the bed listenin to me

You a dead nigga the minute you mentionin me

Crazy nigga, baby Hitler

Skills feel like a Mercedes hit you

You been smashin em black Eminem's rappers but we the real shady niggas

Fuck soft rappers, I said it already

Reminds me of the shit I said bout Fetty

Your home is where I'm finna be headed nigga

I'm fina behead a nigga, I got a machete in my Chevy

(Verse)

My murder melodies steadily, leavin each and every one of you pathetic competitors redder than spaghetti

This long beach, I'm a cold beast

You mutherfuckers end up in the belly of a Yeti

This ain't no Drake or no Meek type of shit

This is some "Takover," "Ether" type shit

Now make no mistake, we been patiently waitin to beef with a clique

Now these gay niggas makin statements on Sway, yeah he gave em the bait

This ain't beef, this is fish let the eatin commence

I rep three letters, C.O.B. shit

Nigga these letters mean cease and desist

(Hook)

(Outro)

Couldn't fuck with some niggas like us if you wanted to

What you wanna do? Nigga any one of you

Niggas you could get it, just admit it, you should come anew

What you wanna do? any one of you niggas

(Talking)

You motherfucking wack ass rappers (talk your shit Sway)

I hate you

I hate you for thinkin you could rap

You're pollutin the game (dirty drawers)

Fix your mouth (rotten mouth)

Fix your lyrics by gettin rid of em

Wack rappers, your time is comin to an end

Horseshoe Gang x 3