Herman Düne - Monkey Song lyrics

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With Lisa B. If some of my friends could be monkeys They would have four hands and understand me David: I wish my girlfriend was a monkey With her four hands she would grab me at night I would have her on a leash climbing up the trees And she could steal a lot of things for me I showed her to some kids at night They would pet her head to make her feel fine Jack: My best friend used to be a monkey And now he's a Neanderthal He makes 4.50 and hour at the local mall And I feel bad for him Because we used to be best friends And now he's gotta wear that stupid hat and it fucks with his pride Lisa: Monkey-brain soup At a monkey-brain party Monkey-man suit At a monkey-man party They are just like us but a little bit feeble They are just like us but a little bit fecal Monkeys are cool and sweet And they make a good pet-name for someone you love