Harry Hill - I Wanna Baby lyrics

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Mum I'm just going in the garden

Look out for dog muck

It's alright, I'll be on me trampoline

My name is Chantelle

And i am fourteen

I got an iPod and a trampoline

Easy to find me

Know what I mean?

If I ain't on FaceBook

I'm on me trampoline

I got a Pitbull

And I like texting

And pretty soon

I'll do the sex thing...

Chorus:

I wanna baby

I wanna baby

I wanna baby of my own

I wanna baby

I wanna baby

A baby and a mobile phone

I like Jordan, Kerry Katona

See ya later, I said I'll phone ya

Love me boyfriend, like no other

He had his name down, for Big Brother

I wanna boob job, and when I'm fifteen

I'll take my boob job, on me trampoline...

Chorus:

I wanna baby

I wanna baby

I wanna baby of my own

I wanna baby

I wanna baby

A baby and a mobile phone

I got ambition, don't want the Dole

No, I want a snog with Ashley Cole

Or Frank Lampard, or John Terry

Or just anyone who's on the telly

I got a pitbull and a parrot

I got a fish tank, I don't like carrots...

Chorus:

I wanna baby

I wanna baby

I wanna baby of my own

I wanna baby

I wanna baby

A baby and a mobile phone

I watch Jamie (aww)

And I watch Gok Wan

I wanted Flat Screen, so I got one

If you saw me, It's quite apparent

That I'm the fat one, off Britain's Got Talent

I got a big bag of Haribo

Me brother, he got an ASBO

Me mum has, got a fag on

Me dad has, got a tag on

Had a holiday in Corfu

Dad couldn't make it

'Cos of his curfew...

Chorus:

I wanna baby

I wanna baby

I wanna baby of my own

I wanna baby

I wanna baby

A baby and a mobile phone

She's not called Jordan anymore she's called Katie Price

You looking at my Pitbull?

[No]

You looking at my Flat Screen?

[No]

Is something wrong with you or what?

Chantelle, take your dog out, would ya?

But I did it last month

Ohh whats that awful noise? ohh turn it off

It's a baby!

I don't like that I've changed my mind

I think I might go to University instead

I wanted a baby but I don't want one now

I wanted a baby but I changed me mind

Mum, how do you stop it crying?

I'm Anne Widdecombe, and I'd like a baby...

Thanks to MegaMuncheeZ for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to chantelle for correcting these lyrics