GOLDFINGER - Handjobs For Jesus lyrics

rate me

I don't know what ends

I don't know what makes me feel alive

Cause all this time I've been alone

The bible says it all

But when they wrote that book, the earth was flat

They needed hope, they needed faith

I've spent all this time analyzing

All this time scrutinizing

All this time hypothesizing

All this time philosophizing

Is this life random and meaningless?

They saw a burning bush

If I would starve myself for ninety days, well, I'd have visions of my own

Love your neighbor as yourself

If I loved myself last night does that mean I need to jerk my neighbor off as well?

I've spent all this time analyzing

All this time scrutinizing

(What's it worth?)

All this time hypothesizing

All this time philosophizing

Is this life random and meaningless?

Do I make this trouble?

Do I make this complicated?

Indeed, this is an answer for everyone

What if I never heard of Jesus?

What if I was born alone in a cell?

(You would burn and burn in...)

Heaven will wait, heaven's too late

I choose to find my heaven here on Earth

So, all religion can go straight, straight to hell

God has spoken

God will smoke all the Earth

God has spoken

God will smoke all the Earth

God has spoken, God has spoken

(God has spoken, God has spoken)

Spoken!

Spoken

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Walking down life's highway

I finally found my soulmate

In Jesus

Yeah, in Jesus

He's a friend when I had none

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Yeah, with Jesus

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