English dogs - Burn lyrics

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My suspicions were alerted by a little bit of flirting

My beady eye caught it at a gig

Sally is my lover and he's the dogdrummer

I love them both but can I forgive

No, no, a double betrayal

is something that I cannot forget

She thinks I'm all cool standing here on the stage

But between the sheets useless and Inept

[Chorus:]

Wakey No, Wakey No, Wakey No!

Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn

She looked pretty nice as I went to spend the night

Working on the graveyard shift

Feeling pretty tense I hid behind a fence

Dogdrummer arrived and they kissed

Just imagine what it's like with a length of steel pipe

As me size tens booted down the door

There, before me, naked and horny

They were shagging like rabbits on the floor

Without hesitation I trussed 'em to the bed

With several lengths of baler twine

I was kind of in a dream as I poured the gasoline

On Dogdrummer and that f**king slut of mine

Now I am the Judge and your punishments stern

I sentence you both to burn

Thou is a slut and thee is a liar

Now roast on a porky human pyre

And the moral of this story is...

Don't f**k another mans wife!<br />

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Thanks to razvan