EMINEM - With Smiley (parody of Without me) lyrics

rate me

Intro: (Obie Trice)

“Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks”

Refrain 1

2 trailer park girls go round the inside, round the inside, round the inside

(Repeat Refrain 1)

Refrain 2

Guess who's black, black again? Smiley's black, tell a friend. Guess who's

black, guess who's black, Guess who's black, guess who's black, Guess who's

black, guess who's black, guess who's black

Verse 1

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see Shady no more

They want Smiley I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Smiley, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of seeds mixed with some hard liquor

Some binaca that'll jumpstart my heart quicker

Then a shock when I get shocked at the Hospital

By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating

When he's rocking the table while I'm masturbating (Hey!)

You waited this long so stop debating

Cuz I'm back, I'm on a fag and ejaculating

I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney

But your husband's heart problem's complicating

So the FCC won't let me leave, or let me be me so watch me flee

They tried to shut me down on EmTV, but it feels so empty with Smiley

So come on you prick, jump on a dick rotate, on the dick and suck some dick

And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy

I just got in all cop pursuits, “FUCK YOU DEBBIE!”

Chorus x2

Now this ain't like a job for me

So everybody just let me be

Cuz we need a little penis envy

Cuz it feels so empty with Smiley

Verse 2

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feeling like prisoner's pelvis

‘Till someone comes along a mission and yells “dick”

A missionary, vision is scary, could start a resolution

Pollutin' the air waves a rebel

So let me just revel and tact, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass

And it's a disaster such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask Smiley?

Well, I'm black

(Batman sound) Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in

and up under your skin like a splinter

The center of perfection, back for the winter I'm interesting

The less thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids ears and resting

Testing “Attention Please” feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my 10 cents and my ass cheeks are free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent Smiley?

Chorus x2

Verse 3

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with

Anybody who's taking this shit that shit

Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass flipped

Worse than ‘em little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby, you can get bombed by Dolby

This 36-year-old bald headed fag sold me

He don't know me, he's too old, let it go, move over, nobody listens to Techno

Now let's go, just give weed the signal, I'll be there with a whole crew full

of new imbeciles

I've been doped, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turn himself into

a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to disgust me

So this must mean I'm Smite Smiley

But it's just me I'm just smiling

Though I'm not the first queen of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do Black Music so selfishly

And use it to get myself healthy (Hey!)

There's a concept that works

20 million other white rappers submerge

But it matters how many fish in the sea

When it will be so empty with Smiley

Chorus x2

(Hum dei dei la la, Hum dei dei la la la la la) x2 “Kids”