EMINEM - Number One lyrics

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Ladies and gentlemen!

The moment you've all been waiting for...

In this corner... weighing 175 pounds...

With a record of... 17 rapes... 400 assaults... and 4 murders!

The undisputed... most diabolic villain in the world...

Slim... Shaaady!

So crack a bottle! - Let your body waddle

Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto. (lotto!)

O-oh, o-oh! Bitches hopping in my Tahoe

Got one riding Shotgun and no not one of them got gloves.

Now where's the rubbers? - Whose got the rubbers?

I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us.

And ladies love us! - My posse's kicking up dust.

It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party from dusk.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Dr. Dre!

They see that lowrider go by there, like: "Oh, my! " (whoo!)

You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cause I know why.

I dip through in that six trey like sick 'em Dre.

I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they're sick of me.

But hey! - What else can I say? I love LA!

Cause over and above all - it's just another day.

And this one begins where the last one ends.

Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.

I'll be dammed! - Just fucked around and crashed my Benz.

Driving around with a smashed front end - let's cash that one in.

Grab another one from out the stable

The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado!

The hell if I know. - Do I want leather seats or vinyl?

Decisions, decision - garage looks like precision collision.

Or Maico! - Beats quake like Waco

Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though. (face though!)

Back when Andre, the giant! Mister elephant tusk!

Fix your must! - You'll just be another one bit the dust

Just one up - my mothers son who got thrown under the bus

Kiss my butt! - Lick from under cheese from under my nuts.

It disgusts - me to see the game the way that it looks

It's a must - I redeem my name an' haters get mushed/murked.

Bitches lust! - Man they love me when I lay in the cut.

Fist the cut! - The lady give her eighty some paper cut.

Now picture us! - It's ridiculous you curse at the thought

Cause when I spit the verse the shit, gets worse and worse cause your soft.

If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time

Every verse, every line; as simple as nursery rhymes

It's elementary! - The elephants have entered the room.

I venture to say with the center of attention it's true.

Not to mention back with a vengeance so here's the signal

Of the bat symbol, The Platinum Trio's back on you, hoes.

It's sorta like - pourin' Draino down a live volcano.

You never know what'll happen next, it may blow!

Same things happens to the beats when Dre blows

I talk shit! - But my dick's long as my payroll

I get ass like a ball player - but I'm a boss player

Pimpin' hoes from here to Australia!

Till I get heart failure - look at ya half of y'all, all scared!

Other half, hands up in the air, like: "Awww, yeah! "

This is our year. This is what you call sheer

Talent! - But I think at this point it's just obvious.

Fierce! - They say my music's good for all queers

Cause I make your ear-ring, bitch!? ears and all ears? .

Call us the mafia. We got the fuckin' mob' here.

Gimme the hate and I'll feed off of ya's all year.

Shit, I'm just doing my job here. - You don't want no problem, do ya?

Fuck it! I'll even crack a bottle for ya!