EMINEM - I'm Shady lyrics

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Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh? )<br>Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl (I did)<br>Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl<br>Sold a billion tapes and still screamed fuck the world<br>(slim shady), so come and kill me while my name's hot<br>And shoot me twenty five times in the same spot (ow)<br>Think I've got a generation brainwashed<br>To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot (uh, oh? )<br>Stop they blood flow until they veins clot<br>I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch<br>Purple haze and acid raindrops<br>Spike the punch at the party and drain pop (gulp gulp)<br>Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top<br>Bad boy, I told you that I can't stop<br>Gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you<br>So everybody buy my shit or i'mma come and kill you<br><br>I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets<br>I'm your brother when you need some new weed to set you free<br>You know me I'm your friend when you need a minithin<br>(slim shady)<br>I'm shady<br><br>I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh huh huh)<br>I like birds, bees, I like people<br>I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful<br>Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (woo!)<br>The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike<br>While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like<br>And this is how I am in real life<br>I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh huh)<br>How you wanna scare somebody with a gun threat<br>When they're high off of drugs they haven't even done yet<br>So bring the money by tonight<br>Cause your wife says this is the biggest knife<br>She ever saw in her life (help me help me)<br>I try to keep it positive and play it cool<br>Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (stay in school!)<br>Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better<br>Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter<br><br>(chorus)<br><br>I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it (aw that shit is wack)<br>Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit (what? ? ? ? )<br>People don't buy shit no more they just dub it<br>That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (yup, uh huh)<br>But they love it when you make your business public<br>So fuck it, I've got herpes while we're on the subject (uh huh)<br>And if I told you I had aids y'all would play it<br>Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it<br>Well, I do take pills, don't do speed<br>Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed<br>Don't do smack, I do do shrooms<br>Do drink beer, I just wanna make a few things clear<br>My baby mama's not dead (nuh uh), she's still alive and bitching (yup)<br>And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itching<br>It's not syphilis, and as for being aids infested<br>I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested<br><br>(chorus)<br><br>I told you I was shady<br><br>Y'all didn't wanna believe me<br><br>I'm shady<br><br>And that's my name