EMINEM - I'm Having A Relapse lyrics
rate me<BR>
Damn it feels good to be back<br>
I'm having a relapse<br>
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How the hell did he manage<br>
To get more felony charges?<br>
He's already got life in jail<br>
Man, what the hell is his problem?<br>
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Well to be honest the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic<br>
They compelled me<br>
To kill this elderly man<br>
<br>
And i get these panic attacks<br>
Pop a xanax, relax<br>
Try to stick my fucking dick<br>
Inside a mannequins ass<br>
<br>
Then i get manic depressed<br>
And the orthodontist get gas masked<br>
Kick ass<br>
The first thing i'll put on is the mask<br>
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Speaking of masks, man<br>
It aint to late to have a change of pace<br>
And take it off and show my face<br>
So you can see the things you face<br>
And slice you up<br>
And cook you after your murder<br>
By strangulation<br>
<br>
Thats bacon souffle<br>
You making aint you<br>
Well thank you jason<br>
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There goes one more coma<br>
Due to blunt force trauma<br>
Just give me one more soma<br>
And i'll be done for it mama<br>
<br>
Go in the damn broom closet<br>
Another valium lost it<br>
Shovin the vacuums nozzle<br>
Down the bathroom faucet<br>
<br>
It seems like every day i get a little flakier<br>
The medication is making my hands a little shakier<br>
Hand me that 18 month old baby<br>
To shake him up<br>
It'll only take me a second to choke his trachea<br>
Breaking his neck in 80 some places<br>
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Baby here shady comes lady<br>
He's got the razor ba-blades and the cha-cha-chainsaw-saw baby<br>
You b-b-blundering bumbling m-m-mumbling dumm dumms<br>
Yeah, here i come come you hear the rumbling, vrum vrum<br>
<br>
Theres something inside of that blue tarp<br>
And that drum drum<br>
A head and torso of someone<br>
Where'd it come from?<br>
<br>
Who's it belong to<br>
Maybe that girl with the long blond hair<br>
Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom poms<br>
Clearly theres some'n wrong<br>
'Cause she didn't come home<br>
<br>
Shes missing<br>
Where is she<br>
Something fishy is going on<br>
I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs<br>
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Now everybody get your dance on<br>
To my damn song<br>
C'mon<br>
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<i>[Thanks to Paul for these lyrics]</i><br>
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