EMINEM - As The World Turns lyrics

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<i>[Chorus: Repeat 2X]</i>

I dont know why this world keep turning

Round and Round

But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

Yes man

As the World Turns

We all experience things in life

Trials and Tribulations

That we all must go through

When someone wants to test us

When someone tries our patience

<i>[Eminem]</i>

I hang with a bunch of hippies

and wacky tobacco planters

Who swallow lit roaches

and light up like jack-o-lanterns

Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts

Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source

They never should've booted me out of reform school

Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool

They threw me out the Ramada Inn

I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)

It all started when my mother took my bike away

Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave

After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers

Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors

Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman

Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin

And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,

He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed

May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class

That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)

Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig

She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig

Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig

I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)

It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming

Grabbed that bitch by her hair

Drug her across the ground

And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down

Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop

While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop

<i>[Chorus]</i>

As the World Turns

These are the days of our lives

These are the things that we must go through

Day by day

<i>[Eminem]</i>

We drive around in million dollar sports cars

While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards

Outsiders, and we suing the courts

Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source

Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat

Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at

Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage

Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch

I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"

I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza

But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month

But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt

But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers

Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist

So gimme all your money

And don't try nothin funny

Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me

I went to grab my gun

Thats when her ass put it on me

Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry

I fell through the glass doors

Started causin a scene

Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine

Jumped up with a broken back

Thank god I was smokin crack all day

And doped up off coke and smack

All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse

Now I wanna kill her

But so I gotta catch her first

Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut

Saw the house she ran up in

And shot her fuckin porch up

Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut

Looked around the room

Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut

I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!

You might as well come out now

She said "Come in, its unlocked!"

I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne

And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn

She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"

I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it

She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her

I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her

I started to beg "No, please let go"

But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll

With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled

I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple

Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick

Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!

Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it

It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage

I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"

Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)

Come here bitch!

Come here!

Take this motherfuckin dick!

Bitch, come here!

<i>[Chorus to fade]</i>

And as we go along

Throughout the days of our lives

We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday

That we must go through

These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere

Every day

Every single day the world keeps turning