Dirt Nasty - Baby Dick lyrics

rate me

Ya dirt nasty motherfuckers check this shit out it's like this

Yo first of all my dick is small

Three inches hard two little balls

When the lights are out I stick it in

Her mouth she says I don't smoke virginia slims

I wear a rubber if it fits shit

But they don't make condoms for baby dicks

Maybe it's time to buy the pump

But everytime I stick my dick in I cum

And my last girlfriend was a stripper

Bitch had beef curtians

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

If you want it all day don't call me

But you can call me itty bitty sizzle stick

Even mini me started laughing at my little dick

Please lord tell me if you listening

I'm tired of having stage fright in the mens urinal

Baby dick

Itty bitty baby dick

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Itty bitty baby dick

He got a baby dick

What's worse my pops got a purse

He a fag tranny work at circus circus

And my mom is boning tom

That dude from myspace.com

And my little sis got a bigger dick

Than me, dad, and uncle rick

Fucking bitch I wanna beat her down

But shes 6'3" 200 lbs

Damn granny lost it

When grandpa came out of the closet

My balls itch from the crabs I got

I was sleeping with a crackhead hooker at watts

My aunts doing 20 to life

For raping a nerd who works at good guys

So I think I'll fuck my cousin in the mouth

Even though it smells like orange roughy

Baby dick

Itty bitty baby dick

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Baby dick

Itty bitty baby dick

He got a baby dick