D12 - Rape A Bartender lyrics

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[Intro:]

When the bartender fuck your drink up

I said Absolut cranberry

[Verse 1: Bizzare]

Seen this white bitch that I wanted to rape

So I said "fuck it" and I asked her on a date

Lots of cash, we went out to a casino

Just me and a girlfriend, out there playing Bingo

So I'm trying to think of a way to make my attack

I got a 3-piece with an axe in the back

And I fucked her raw, gave her black cock all night

I ain't Brian Pumper, I'm more like Wesley Pipes

Now it's back to this bitch getting raped

2 chainsaws and some black duct tape

Said she was sorry, didn't want me to take her life

I said "fuck that" and stabbed her with a knife

[Hook:]

We raped the bartender

And now Bizarre is in her

[Verse 2:]

Woke up this morning, almost late for my flight

Probably from the way I was fooling at the bar last night

I remember this one chick, body looking so right

Damn it what was her name?

She had a boyfriend, dude was staring at me with a mean mug

Probably cause his girl's staring at me like she wanna fuck

Don't be mad at me, stupid, don't bring your bitch to the club

I'll shoot two in your brain

Don't let this bar tab fool ya, I'll dump you in the trunk

You lost your life cause your girl thinks I'm cooler than you

You had too much to drink

You better stop and think

Before you end up on Channel 5

[Hook:]

I raped the bartender

You bout to get your ass beat

[Verse 3:]

Walked up in the club and I strolled on over to the bar

Breath a little on tard and I left my big bed in the car

Got my gun by my side, try to homie and you won't get far

I'll shoot the shit out of you

But anyway, I posted up and ordered my drink

She gave me some Henny turned away, and muttered "man your breath stink"

Snatch her up real fast like "bitch don't be disrespecting me"

I'll slap the taste out your mouth

She took a swing, I dipped

Came up and molliwopped her face

She pulled a knife, I stepped back

Pulled out my big Gat

Somebody's in the morgue tonight