CYPRESS HILL - Dr. Greenthumb lyrics
rate me[a short skit opens the beginning of the song]<br>Hello, I'm dr. greenthumb<br>Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed<br>And just can't find some anywhere? <br>Well try my dr. greenthumb grow tips<br>I'll show you how to grow inside and out<br>From seed to clone, and the best homegrown<br>And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky<br>No worries, we'll fix them too<br>With one of our dr. greenthumb 'sizzlean' screens<br>To block the nosy pig's vision<br>Don't believe me? <br>Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here jed sanders<br>How well it works<br><br>Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is jaid<br>And ahm a farmer and I've been growin<br>Mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh<br>Uhh, with dr. greenthumb's 'sizzlean' screen<br>I don't hafta point my shotgun<br>At them pesky porkers no more<br>Thanks dr. green, you're tha shit<br><br>Yes, dr. greenthumb's got it all, I guarantee it<br>Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time<br>*lighter flicks* dial 1-800-713-grow<br>*inhaling noise* that's 1-800 *cough cough* *inhale*<br>*lighter flicks* 713 *cough cough*<br>G *inhale* r *inhale* o-w<br><br>'hello dr. greenthumb, paging dr. greenthumb!'<br><br>[b-real]<br>Hello my name is dr. greenthumb<br>I'd like to tell you just where I'm from<br>In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields<br>The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels<br>Greenhouse effect with the weed connect<br>(doctor) dea can't keep greenthumb in check (doctor!)<br>Hps, God bless the whole crop<br>Please god, don't let me see no cops<br>Trunkload, ready to hit the highway<br>Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way<br>Or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit<br>Can't be growin without no permit<br>But fuck that, I study the 215 trip<br>That way when they come they can suck my dick<br>Weed can't grow without attention<br>Hello my name is dr. greenthumb<br><br>Chorus:<br><br>[b-real] hello my name is dr. greenthumb<br>[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb!<br>[b-real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from<br>[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb<br>[b-real] hello my name is dr. greenthumb<br>[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb!<br>[b-real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from<br>[sendog] aiyyo dr. greenthumb, come on back one time!<br><br>[b-real]<br>People can't live without the herb man<br>If not they'd be drinkin and drivin and swervin<br>But thanks to dr. greenthumb weed grow<br>In the backyard or inside with hydro<br>To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream<br>Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen<br>Cycles of weed are constantly grown<br>Somebody give me the razor to cut groves<br>I'd like to stop, but it feels so good<br>Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood<br>Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone<br>But never ever ever gotta worry from my home<br>What that funny sound knockin at the door (open up it's the dea!)<br>Sorry greenthumb can't talk no more<br>Please don't follow me into the sun<br>Hello my name is dr. greenthumb<br><br>Chorus 1/2<br><br>[b-real]<br>Out from the lab, no need for rehab<br>If I can't drive then call me a cab (ese!)<br>In my closet the weed is dried out<br>Like eiht said, ain't no place to hide out<br>I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop<br>Get knocked up and they close up my shop<br>That's why I buy no weed from no one<br>That's why they call me dr. greenthumb<br>The scientifical, mystical one<br>Growin my crops with the rays of the sun<br>Come one come all and see how it's done<br>If you see the pigs there's no need to run<br>Cause some of these pigs are down with greenthumb<br>But you never know what be the outcome<br>You see the photo in the album<br>The weed is growin like my erection<br>Look I never told you where I was from<br>Some call me real, but I'm dr. greenthumb<br><br>Chorus<br><br>Dr. greenthumb<br>Doctor, your bulova plant needs special tending to<br>Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more co2<br>Doctor, dr. greenthumb you're needed<br>Doctor, dahyahahahhh... doctor
