Colt Ford - Titty's Beer lyrics

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Let tell y'all a little story

Growing up, I remember one year

My uncle Titus had a bright idea

He's gonna bottle up his own brew

He figured he could make a million or two

Taste wasn't gonna be his claim to fame

What he was banking on was all in the name

He called it Titty's, Titty's, Titty's Beer

Just the thing to get you grinning ear to ear

Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city

One thing's for sure, everybody loves Titty's

He had his marketing plan worked up

He's gonna sell 'em all in big ol' jugs

He wouldn't package 'em in a 6 pack

He's gonna sell 'em by the pair and call it a rack

And he was sure it was the next big thing

With Dolly Parton in his ad campaign

Selling Titty's, Titty's, Titty's Beer

Just the thing to get you grinning ear to ear

Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city

One thing's for sure, everybody loves Titty's

Somebody get a nipple for that thing

Happy hour, two for one

Talking 'bout a beer buzz, ooh, son

After work, at the ballgame and shooting a ball

Any time's the right time for a big ol' handful

Titty's, Titty's, Titty's Beer

Just the thing to get you grinning ear to ear

Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city

One thing's for sure, everybody loves Titty's

One thing's for sure, everybody loves Titty's

When you work real hard

And your day is going shitty

What can be better

Than a big ol' mouthful of Titty's

Come on, boys, girls too

Hey Colt, let's get us a 6 pack on that motorboat

Yeah, I like 'em cold, me too

You know what? Somebody get me a pair of 'em, I'm thirsty

Ooh, whee, ah yeah