Classic Disney movie - On The Open Road lyrics

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Song by A Goofy Movie<br /><br>

Goofy:<br>

Do ya need a break from modern livin'?<br>

Do ya long to shed your weary load?<br>

If your nerves are raw<br>

And your brain is fried<br>

Just grab a friend and take a ride<br>

Together upon the open road<br>

C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk!<br>

Max:<br>

All in all, I'd rather have detention<br>

All in all, I'd rather eat a toad<br>

Goofy:<br>

Yuck!<br>

Max:<br>

And the old man drives like such a klutz<br>

That I'm about to hurl my guts<br>

Directly upon the road<br>

Goofy:<br>

There's nothin' can upset me<br>

'Cause now we're on our way<br>

Our trusty map will guide us straight and true<br>

Max:<br>

Roxanne, please don't forget me<br>

I will return someday<br>

Though I may be in traction when I do<br>

Goofy:<br>

Me and Max relaxin' like the old days<br>

Max:<br>

This is worse than dragon breath and acne<br>

Goofy:<br>

In a buddy-buddy kind of mode<br>

Max:<br>

I'm so mad<br>

I think I may explode<br>

Goofy: <br>

When I see that highway, I could cry<br>

Max:<br>

Ya know, that's funny<br>

So could I<br>

Both:<br>

Just bein' out on the open road<br>

Female Country Singers: <br>

Howdy, boys<br>

Is this the way to Nashville?<br>

Tow Truck Driver:<br>

Watch it, Mac!<br>

Or you'll be gettin' towed<br>

Prisoner:<br>

I'm in no hurry to arrive<br>

'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five<br>

The next time I see the open road<br>

Small Man:<br>

Just a week of rest and relaxtion<br>

Large Woman:<br>

Yeah!<br>

Small Man: <br>

And the odd romantic episode<br>

Max:<br>

Very odd!<br>

Mickey Mouse:<br>

It's Californ-eye-ay or bust<br>

Old Lady:<br>

Look out, you dirtbags<br>

Eat my dust<br>

>From now on, I own the open road!<br>

Goofy:<br>

Just me and little Maxie<br>

My pipsqueak pioneer<br>

Nuns:<br>

Their car ventures forever westward ho<br>

Nuns and Goofy:<br>

Yeehaw!<br>

Max:<br>

Could someone call a taxi <br>

And get me outta here<br>

To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0<br>

Chorus and Goofy:<br>

Every day another new adventure<br>

Every mile another new zip code<br>

And the cares we had are gone for good<br>

Max:<br>

And I'd go with them if I could<br>

Goofy and Chorus:<br>

I've got no strings on me<br>

I'm feelin' fancy-free<br>

How wonderful to be<br>

On the open road!<br>

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