Cassidy - Problem (skit) lyrics

rate me

[Bell rings, door opens]...

[Arab man singing ???]

[Cassidy]

Aye yo my man,

my man

[Arab man]

1 second, 1 second,

dis is my part, my part it is

1 sec ( continues to sing)

[Cassidy]

yo come on man,

im runnin'late man,

[Arab man]

why you bein' disrespectful,

you come in my store,

you don't ring my bell,

([cassidy :] dog,dog,dog)

you don't wipe your feet on they carpet,

what the fuck,

mine,see my rug, rub

[Cassidy]

fall back, fall back

i need a chicken cheesesteak

[Arab man]

i don't have a chicken n' cheese ([Cassidy :] dog)

number 1 through 5,

want the combo,

what do you want,

da special or combo?

[ Cassidy]

i don't know what number it is man,

chicken cheesesteak.([ Arab man :] i have 1,2,3)

chicken cheesesteak man !,

salt,pepper,ketchup,mayonaise

n' fried onions.

([Arab man :] i don't have mm-eggs and da)

throw some cheesefries in there too man

[ Arab man screaming indistingly in gibberish]

1 second. (continues singing)

[Cassidy]

HURRY UP !!

[ Arab:] i'm done as quick as this.

[Cassidy :] Tha fuck i this ?!?

[ Arab :] that's my special philly cheesesteak for the philly man

[ Cassidy :] dog this ain't no philly cheesesteak,

you aint even from philly man.

[Arab :] WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM , im from here!!

[ Cassidy :] nigga im from philly nigga, where the fuck are you from?!?

[Arab :] AYE-YE-YE-YE-YE

[ Cassidy:] Romkell pike nigga

[Arab :] nigga i got pipes too , da fuck

[Cassidy :] fuck is this shit ?!?

[Arab :] i'm from philly, so if you don't like it then go home ,

thats where my steaks is from .

[ Cassidy :] what the fuck is wrong with you man ?!

[ Arab :] next time jus take it easy,

n' order da combo.

[ Cassidy :] nigga fuck you and ya combo !!

[ Door slams]