Carnival In Coal - Narrow-Minded Sexist Pig lyrics

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Metal Music's a man's man's world It must be done with muscles and force Cannot rock with half a crotch Cannot boogie if you ain't got balls The girl's place is backstage To satisfy the victorious warrior So ungrab that mike you bitch I'm a narrow-minded sexist pig Doro Pesch or Lee Aaron Who can recall one of their tunes? Same thing for the so-called Rock Goddess, Runaways, Cheetah or Girlschool They all wanted to play boys' games But they won nothing but self-humiliation Kat's been the only one to succeed But she was a guy wearing a skirt and a wig We take their constitution into account Female bodies are weaker than ours I'll prove I'm right with this: Could a woman play that pleasant bridge? No! Go on... Many bands' work spoiled by braying cuties Singing out of tune two times out of three History shows us that we're right All rock geniuses were men Find me a she-Zappa, find me a she-Elvis Find me a she-Lennon, find me a she-Hendrix The girl's place is definitely backstage To satisfy the victorious warrior Or in a recording studio, to clean the johns Not in front of a microphone This one's a tribute to cum tanks With well-shaped hips and boobs like bumpers Who know where female talent lies: Sluts, whores & pornostars They never wanted to play boys' games And they won nothing but congratulations They may be held in high esteem They sure deserve a better reputation This one's a tribute to cum tanks Bad girls don't get bored in hell