Carlos Mencia - Carlos Smoov lyrics

rate me

Grab this dildo baby

and take it home with you

But dont be mistaken pretty horny girl it cant do everything i do

It can't get wet

Can't get rough

Can't play bondage games

Can't slap your ass

Or pull your hair

Or call you dirty names

So when you need a man

All night I'll stick around

Cause unlike that dildo baby

I'm a man that does slow down

(he goes down)

South of the barder baby

(he goes down)

I wanna see the panama canal

(he goes down)

i wanna see all the penguins

(he goes down)

where the fuck are the penguins

(he goes down)

Where the fuck are the penguins!

(he goes down)

I wanna see some penguins!

(he goes down)

Alright turn the music down

(down)

I roll my R's (Carlos rolling his R's)

Thanks to j_smooth_2009 for these lyrics