Brady Seals - Been There Drunk That lyrics

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<br>(Brady Seals Bill Whyte) <br> <br>I´ve been first in line when they´ve hollered last call <br>Been tossed out the door thanks to alcohol <br>Got some ugly purple bruises beyond belief <br>From porcelain praying down on my knees <br>Set ´em all up put ´em on the table <br>I can tell you what it is without lookin´ at the label <br> <br>Been there drunk that <br>Top shelf low shelf help yourself to what Jack´s got cookin´ out back <br>Cheap wine Cognac <br>Ate the worm in the tequila drained ´em dry of margaritas <br>And depleted every brand of 6 pack <br>No thanks Joe I´ve been down that road <br>Been there drunk that <br> <br>I´ve had rotgut whiskey with a bunch of rednecks <br>Sniffed the corks from the bottles of Napa´s best <br>Beat a bunch of Phi Beta´s in a game of beer pong <br>Emptied a tailgate keg and I was still goin´ strong <br>Bellied up on Bourbon Street withstood a Hurricane <br>Sucked some body shots in Cabo off of what´s her name <br> <br>Been there drunk that <br>Top shelf low shelf help yourself to what Jack´s got cookin´ out back <br>Cheap wine Cognac <br>Ate the worm in the Tequila drained ´em dry of Margaritas <br>And depleted every brand of 6 pack <br>No thanks Joe I´ve been down that road <br>Been there drunk that <br> <br>Set ´em all up put ´em on the table <br>I can tell you what it is without lookin´ at the label <br> <br>Been there drunk that <br>Top shelf low shelf help yourself to what Jack´s got cookin´ out back <br>Cheap wine Cognac <br>Ate the worm in the tequila drained ´em dry of margaritas <br>And depleted every brand of 6 pack <br>I´ve had my share I don´t need no mo’ <br>If they passed out drinkin´ metals mine would´ve been gold <br>So no thanks Joe I´ve been down that road <br>Been there drunk that<br><!-- stopprint -->