BOWLING FOR SOUP - Really Cool Dance Song lyrics
rate meWe grew up in the suburbs<br />
Got guitars for Christmas<br />
And started a punk rock band<br />
Then we travelled the nation<br />
Became a sensation<br />
In our ’82 dodge van<br />
<br />
Now we’re getting older and much more sober<br />
And we’ve got some big ass payments to make<br />
The wife wants a handbag<br />
The kids need some college<br />
And we just need one hit single to break<br />
Get ready here it comes<br />
<br />
This song sounds like a dance song<br />
Cos dance songs are cool now<br />
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya<br />
It’s our attempt at a dance song<br />
A really cool dance song<br />
It’s gonna be a great big hit!<br />
<br />
And now the label is so stoked<br />
They don’t get the damn joke<br />
The downloads are off the charts<br />
Like those bands on the TV<br />
In the frilly tuxedos<br />
The ones that break the young girls’ hearts<br />
And now we can too<br />
<br />
This song sounds like a dance song<br />
Cos dance songs are cool now<br />
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya<br />
It’s our attempt at a dance song<br />
A really cool dance song<br />
I can’t wait to hear the remix!<br />
<br />
This song sounds like a dance song<br />
Cos dance songs are cool now<br />
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya<br />
It’s our attempt at a dance song<br />
A really cool dance song<br />
It’s gonna be a great big hit!<br />
<br />
Who the hell are we foolin’?<br />
This isn’t what we really do<br />
We had to borrow this keyboard<br />
We only listen to Motley Crue<br />
But it’s gonna be really funny<br />
Cos this song will be number one<br />
<br />
This song sounds like a dance song<br />
Cos dance songs are cool now<br />
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya<br />
<br />
This song sounds like a dance song<br />
Cos dance songs are cool now<br />
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya<br />
It’s our attempt at a dance song<br />
A really cool dance song<br />
I can’t wait to hear the remix!<br />
<br />
This song sounds like a dance song<br />
Cos dance songs are cool now<br />
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya<br />
It’s our attempt at a dance song<br />
A really cool dance song<br />
It’s gonna be a great big hit!<br />
<br />
It’s our new sound!<br />
We’re gonna...take it to the next level<br />
You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs<br />
<br />
Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out<br />
The drums...<br />
No it doesn’t sound good anymore<br />
It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal<br />
It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not<br />
<br />
ALRIGHT! We’re back!<br />
We are dancing this is awesome!<br />
We are dancing<br />
Dancing, dancing, dancing<br />
And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing<br />
WOO!
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