BOWLING FOR SOUP - No Hablo Ingles lyrics
rate me<BR>
My teacher asked me where my homework was <br>
And that's when I told her<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
Policeman caught me doing 90<br>
And that's when pulled me over<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
A hippy with a tambourine <br>
Asking me if i could spare a dollar<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight<br>
And grabs my collar<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
<br>
(One!)<br>
When i'm not feeling it<br>
(Two!)<br>
When someone's full of shit<br>
(Three!)<br>
When i get cut off at the bar<br>
To make a getaway<br>
It's all you gotta say<br>
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
(Hey, hey, hey)<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
(Hey, hey, hey)<br>
<br>
My nephew asks me if i'd take him<br>
To the Jonas Brothers movie<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
Walking my dog i see a sign that says<br>
To please pick up the doodie<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
My mum gets mad cause i never call my dad<br>
On his birthday<br>
No hablo ingles<br>
A guy walks up and says <br>
"Doda esta casel de pepe"<br>
He no habla Ingles<br>
<br>
(One!) <br>
So many different uses<br>
(Two!) <br>
You don't need no excuses<br>
(Three!) <br>
It's as easy as the third grade<br>
The perfect getaway<br>
It's all you've gotta say<br>
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
(Hey, hey, hey)<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
(Hey, hey, hey!)<br>
<br>
Did you brush your teeth?<br>
(No hablo Ingles!)<br>
Where'd you leave your pants?<br>
(No hablo Ingles!)<br>
Did you feed the fish?<br>
(No hablo Ingles!)<br>
Do you like my band?<br>
Wait... don't answer that...<br>
<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
(Hey, hey, hey)<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
(Hey, hey, hey)<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
<br>
Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
(Hey, hey, hey,)<br>
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
Hey how 'bout we all get together<br>
and go to the ballet?<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
(Hey, hey, hey)<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
Can I borrow that beer?<br>
No hablo Ingles!<br>
(laughs)<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
(Hey, hey, hey)<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
No hablo Ingles<br>
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