BOWLING FOR SOUP

BOWLING FOR SOUP - BFFF lyrics

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You are my best friend in the world.<br />

And I hope that you know,<br />

when we hangout together,<br />

it's freakin' awesome.<br />

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Playing poker Friday night,<br />

Pyromancing off golf cart races<br />

You think that my sister's hot<br />

I accidentally shot your finger<br />

off your writing hand oh well,<br />

you get disability.<br />

I broke my leg you laughed so hard<br />

and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.<br />

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You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say<br />

that I really and truly feel this way<br />

not that there's anything wrong with being gay<br />

<br />

And sometimes we punch each other in the face<br />

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base<br />

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.<br />

<br />

You fart and burp in the same key,<br />

and I think your iPod sucks.<br />

You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.<br />

<br />

I've seen your penis you've seen mine<br />

I popped your pimples you<br />

rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back<br />

<br />

you went in fits when I shit my pants<br />

you felt my girls' brand new boobs<br />

you asked to suck them she refused<br />

so while you slept I shaved your head<br />

you woke up and told me that I...<br />

<br />

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say<br />

that I really and truly feel this way<br />

not that there's anything wrong with being gay<br />

<br />

And sometimes we punch each other in the face<br />

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base<br />

I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)<br />

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.<br />

<br />

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say<br />

that I really and truly feel this way<br />

not that there's anything wrong with being gay<br />

<br />

And sometimes we punch each other in the face<br />

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base<br />

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

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