Bobs - Barber Lips lyrics
rate meI am a lonesome hombre<br />
I spend my time driving my truck around town on Saturdays<br />
I moved here from the city<br />
I thought that maybe<br />
All of my luck would change here in Boomtown<br />
But it seems my face is wrong<br />
I don't fit in<br />
'Cause I don't have<br />
Cowboy, cowboy, cowboy lips, <br />
Cowboy, cowboy, cowboy lips ...<br />
<br />
Cowboy lips are all right, all right by me<br />
Strap me on a pair of lips and I'll leave you be<br />
High in the saddle, my Chapstick in hand<br />
Through snow and wind and rain and sleet and sand,<br />
Cowboy Land...<br />
<br />
When I'm with all my buddies<br />
My snakeskin boots and my belt buckles shine<br />
But they won't talk to me<br />
Even when I know their song I'm in the wrong key<br />
'Cause I don't have<br />
Cowboy, cowboy, cowboy lips, <br />
Cowboy, cowboy, cowboy lips ...<br />
<br />
Cowboy lips are all right, all right by me<br />
Jack Palance has got a sneer that's collagen-free<br />
If I had his mustache I'd wax up the tips<br />
To keep it off my cowboy lips, cowboy lips<br />
<br />
When I'm out honky-tonkin'<br />
I smoke my Marlboros with the filters off<br />
It makes me cough<br />
I can stomach Lone Star Beer<br />
But not shots of rye<br />
Rye can only get by<br />
Cowboy, cowboy, cowboy lips, <br />
Cowboy, cowboy, cowboy lips ...<br />
<br />
Cowboy lips are all right, all right by me<br />
Painted, pierced and puckered are for sissies, you see (I likes 'em)<br />
Weathered and blistered and kissed by her brand<br />
The kind of lips they wear in Cowboy-- <br />
(way up there in Cowboy--)<br />
Lots of facial hair in Cowboy Lannnnnnnd ...<br />
(Here in Cowboy Land!)<br />
<br />
[called "Barber Lips" on album "Coaster" 2002 because it is sung in Barbershop style;<br />
shorter version titled "Cowboy Lips" on "The Bobs" 1982]