Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Hajike Matsuri - Meruhenchikku Yuuenchi lyrics

rate me

meruhenchikku na yuuenchi

yatto dekita ze himitsu kichi

waribashi uete muraokoshi

shouyuu ni shite ne wasabi o tsukete

ponzu wa dame na no

ore wa Tokoro Tennosukeittsu mai kareemaruchibitamin shii shii shii

asobi wa owari da purupuru rokettokonna watashi mo ichininmae

futari de taberu to tarinai ka mo ne

wagamama iu to oyatsu-nuki da zeyo- yo- yo- okusan okusan

oneesan okusan obasan obasan

dare de mo ii kedo

tokoro de kyou tokoroten ryouri

ima nara ore nihyaku-en

demo hyaku-en ni shite mo ii ze

yo- yo- yo- sore de mo dame nara

gojuu-en nara dou da

keitai mo tsukeru kara nan to ka dou

sore de urenakereba ore wa kubi ni naru shi

ore no ibasho wa doko ni mo nai no ka

demo makerarenai ore wa makerarenai

me o somukeruna yo

kore ga otoko no ikizama na n da zekarada tokeru ze makaron

kenka suru nara oro-oro-orochio-furo hairu no muri da kedo

donichi wa kasei de tatakau no sa

namida nuguu nu no hankachimaruchibitamin shii shii shii

asobi wa owari da purupuru rokettopurupuru shinken tokoroten jetto

shushoku ni naru ze tokoroten

date ni nagaku yatte'nai

kisama ni maketara

kochitora shoubai agattari na n ja

ore no ibasho o toru n ja nee

English translation

A fairy tale amusement park

is finally completed! It'll be my secret base!

This place is actually grown out of planted disposable chopsticks.

Please use soy sauce as your dip, and also add some wasabi,

but absolutely no ponzu! [1]

I am the Jelly Jiggly, Tokoro Tennosuke. [2]"It's my curry!!" [3]Multivitamin C C C!

Enough playing around! Wobble-Wobble Rocket!But I can only serve one hungry man;

I probably won't be able to fill two stomachs.

Stop being so self-centered, or no snack for you!Yo! Yo! Yo! Lady! Lady!

Young lass! Lady! Ma'am! Ma'am!

Anyone's fine, really,

if you plan on eating tokoroten tonight,

I cost only 200 yen right now!

But I guess I can slash that down to 100 yen.

Yo! Yo! Yo! If you're still not convinced,

how about 50 yen?

Or how about if you also get a free cellphone?

If I still can't be sold, I'll get fired soon.

Is there no other place for me to be?

But I can't give up! I must not give up!

Don't turn away from me!

This, is a real man's way of life!My body's melting from the "macaron" jest! [4]

If you're fighting, try my Orochi Slippery Snake Heads!Although I can't take hot baths,

I'll be fighting on Mars on Fridays and Sundays!

I wipe my tears, with my lucky "Nu" handkerchief.Multivitamin C C C!

Enough playing around! Wobble-Wobble Rocket!Fist of the Wobble-Wobble: Tokoroten Jet!

One day, tokoroten will become s staple food.

I'm not even close to kidding!

If I lose to the likes of you,

our sales will never go up!

I am not letting you take my place!!!