Bob Schneider - Realness Of Space lyrics

rate me

I want some eyebrows

bushy and big and

full of bear fur

sittin right on my face where

you can see them

fall in the chasm

of despair when

I don't get exactly what I want out of life

I want my house back

I want my ski pants

I want some bullets

I need a gun too

I want the Jacksons from 1973

I want the Osmonds

Want you to love me

I want a teacher

from outerspace

Who's got a different

perspective on the

whole human race

There's no reason

why we can't get along

except for the fact that

everything that we know is wrong

I want some answers

I want a ?

I want a haircut now

Something different and plain

I want the Jacksons from 1973

I want the Osmonds

Want you to love me

I want a gold watch

I want some Hickory Farms

I want a DJ now

with a thousand arms

I want some kung-fu

I want the realness of space

I want to see your smile

shine up your face