Bob Rivers - The Dow is Down lyrics

rate me

I get a bear 1 when Im clickin' my mouse,

But now I hate to see that ticker comin' 'round.

I go to check the Dow 2 and NASDAQ, 3 baby.

Theyre droppin' points,

Like Jenny Craigs 4 droppin' pounds.

Say unemployments not on the rise,

But Cisco 5 just laid off a thousand guys.

Its goin' down, down, down, down.

Dow Jones is down, down, down, down.

NASDAQ is down, down, down, down.

Everything's down, down, down, down.

Touchdown!

I used to have an estate, baby.

But now my golden years are all in Dow.

I remember when the 90s started,

My stocks would split each time the sun came out.

Well, I would day-trade, dabble in margin.

My portfolio was lookin stout.

Well, I used to love that Alan Greenspan. 6

But lately everytime he speaks,

He's just a profit.

The Dow Jones down, down.

It's goin' down, down, down, down.

It won't rebound, bound, bound, bound.

It's stayin' down, down, down, down.

The Dow is down, down, down, down.

The NASDAQ's down, down, down, down.

Greenspans's a clown, clown, clown, clown.

My stocks are down.

Hey, how about the deep, down Dow.

My dough is down, down, down, down.

My stocks are down.

Hey, how about the deep-down-Dow.

My value's down, down, down, down.

The market's down, down.

Hey, bop-a, hey, bop-a...