Bob Rivers - As Beers Go by lyrics

rate me

I used to come here everyday,

(I'll have the usual. Uh, make it a triple.)

And to the porcelain god I'd pray.

(Oh, dear God, please not again!)

I was butt-faced constantly,

That was the life for me.

Now, I sit and watch as beers go by.

(Uh, could I get another Club Soda, please?)

My newfound lifestyle really stinks.

(Hey, you know what? Make it a Shirley Temple instead.)

I only order virgin drinks.

(Miss, you think you could do this without the umbrellas?)

And I really miss the sound,

Of throwing up and falling down.

I sit and watch as beers go by.

(You know, my lawyer says in a few months my insurance will

go down. You know, which is kinda nice. And, you know I am

saving a lot of money. And on top of that, I haven't woken

up with an ugly woman in like eight months. Kind of a nice

benefit, you know? So I got a lot going for me now. I think,

you know?)

I miss the things I used to do,

I miss my brew.

I sit watch as beers go by.

((Man you used to be a lot of fun. What happened?))

(Nothing happened. Why don't you go bug somebody else, okay?)