Bob Pyle - When J Edgar Hoover Wore A Dress lyrics

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This country is built on freedom, hard work and liberty,

And Mr. Hoover has done his best to keep this country free,

If there is a social deviant, erratical

Spy communist conspiracy or someone has to die.

We call J. Edgar Hoovers F.B.I

He will wave the social deviant goodbye.

But when J. Edgar Hoover wore a dress dress dress

He put pink and purple sequins on his vest vest vest

Low cut blouse and turned up nose, jet black fish net pantyhose

The FBI was real confused I guess

Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress

Now he had his share of intrigues and bent the law a bit

A lot of people swore that he was just a sack of *cough cough cough*

With wire taps and secret files exploded with one push

His covert operations were the envy of George Bush

You could see him smoke a cheap cigar

As he rigged or fire bombed your car

But when J Edgar Hoover wore a dress dress dress

Oh where he went was anybody's guess guess guess

He'd debut each social season like a female Jackie Gleeson

Or the second coming of May West

Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress

He had a list of enemies who had to live in fear

When they were branded radicals, communists or queers

John Lennon, Charlie Chaplin and Martin Luther King

Were but a few he targeted to take down in a sting.

It seems he looked at everyone he saw

As a picture up at some post office wall

But when J Edgar Hoover wore a dress dress dress

Oh he was a ray of sunshine ill confess fess fess

Mini skirt and white pom poms

People said there goes the bomb

As he blew the pentagon a kiss

Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress

OH! Blushing cheeks and ruby lips with two six-guns on his hips

This country was much better off I guess

Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress