Bob And Tom - You Can Be Mean To Me lyrics

rate me

You can be mean to me,

Mean as you want to be.

Just say anything that you like.

You can be nasty and catty,

and cruel and unusual.

Twist my nose with your fingers,

trip me while i carry liquids.

But as you pin me down,

my arms down on the ground,

and your spit drips into my face,

deep in the back of your mind

remember at some point you'll have to fall asleep.

And when you fall asleep,

into your room I'll creep.

Did something move in the dark 'neath your bed?

And then a voice you hear,

its calling loud and clear,

a voice that is your own,

a voice thats saying "aaaargh!!"

The catalogue I found

sells roaches by the pound

a package of indellible dye

why would a guy such as I

ever buy indellible dye

blue as the sky, don't ask me why

There's things that one can do

with ben-gay, nair, and super-glue

don't the thought just give you a thrill

I think the meek shall inherit

because they'll stay up late and change the will

And when you fall asleep,

into your room I'll creep.

Did something move in the dark 'neath your bed?

And then a voice you hear,

its calling loud and clear,

a voice that is your own,

a voice thats saying "aaaargh!!"