Bo Burnham - Nerds lyrics

rate me

I'm a faggot, I'm a retard, I got a girl's bag and a v-card,

I got 3 friends and a whack ass ride,

You can judge by the cover but it's shitty on the inside,

No girls wanna fuck me, trust me,

I don't give a fuck, don't adjust me,

Just please shut your face hole for just one second,

"Fuck you faggot, you're so fucking dumb"

Dumb? I'm the dumb one?

Calm down bo, just count to ten, um,

One, two, three, whore- I meant four shit,

Three, four, five, bitch- I meant six, shit,

I quit, I got no patience, you won, I face it

Your life peaks at graduation,

Well congratu-fucking-lations,

*Chorus:*

Nerds,

The faggots,

The spastic fat chicks who,

Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,

Nerds,

The kid with acne,

And tons of proctive,

Stuffed inside his backpack,

I got your back, kid,

Do you know why, kid, I can rap so mean?

I was reading while you were fucking the prom queen,

I was up reading, no lacrosse team,

"blahblahblahblah"

What? You lost me,

Sorry bro did I inturrupt the,

Circle of jerks all circle jerking,

I need to say again, fuck, no,

Quote the raven, no fuck poe,

I shit,

They don't know what they're missing, for instance,

I like poetry, instruments, maybe we have similar interests,

It's no fall balls, no balls fall,

Just hit the with the walls,

3 pm I'm off, *bell rings* that shit sounds like applause,

*Chorus:* x2

Nerds,

The faggots,

The spastic fat chicks who,

Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,

Nerds,

The kid with acne,

And tons of proctive,

Stuffed inside his backpack,

I got your back, kid

She stood in line and got cut,

Tried out, got cut,

Loved art, but the budget got cut,

Then she got numb but she only fell...

*Chorus:*

Nerds,

The faggots,

The spastic fat chicks who,

Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,

Nerds,

The kid with acne,

And tons of proctive,

Stuffed inside his backpack,

I got your back, kid