Bo Burnham - H-O-A-R lyrics

rate me

Well I'm the girl for every high school guy

Yeah I got everything

A little shirt and a skirt so high

Every month you can spot a cotton tampon string

I'll drop my books and then I'll bend and then I'll bend a little more

Everybody thinks Ashley's my best friend

Well that bitch is a whore

With a capital H-O-A-R

Ignorance is bliss

Who needs feminism

With an ass like this

And a capital H-O-A-R

You guys liking what you see

Cause if beauty's on the inside

You might as well go inside me

Well I'm the guy for that high school girl

Yeah partying is my life

In a few hours I'll be hitting the gym

And in a few years I'll be hittin' my wife

You know I like to hang loose

No way! So does my crotch

Well I hope you brought your man juice

Cause I bought scotch

With a Capital One No-Hassle card

Stolen from my dad

Dignity is overrated

Self respect's a fad

Well I'm like a game of baseball

Cause there's something you might catch

Well and if you put out

I'd say that we're a perfect

I'd say that we're a perfect

I guess that we're a perfect match

A perfect match

A perfect match