Bo Burnham - Bo' Fo Sho' lyrics

rate me

Walkin' my poodles, man it never gets old

With my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,

A first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,

I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!

Gett more ass than a giant donkey stable,

Got more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table,

I get more head than grammar school lice,

I'm like a walkin' glacier I'm so decked out with ice.

Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.

Jack ain't black, Barry ain't white.

I do drugs in the bedroom, lie on your back

Cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.

Though I'm sexually straight, you're bound to find,

I'm mentally gay, cause I'll blow your mind.

The parents be snickerin' "he shouldn't have written it"

But I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

chorus:

My name is bo fo sho,

A born Bostonian,

Aryan librarian at the word smithsonian

The rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,

I gave it this little part to give it continuity.

The fellas say

Hey moron pass the gin

cause I'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen

Give me the bottle, I'll chug two thirds

Cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words

And the ladies say

Hey fellas I'm keepin' it tight and if you play your cards right you can have me tonight

Should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?

Oh stop period end of discussion

chorus...

Walking through the garden with food at my feet

Picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).

Oh, and then I picked it up.

We're in the hood ill take what you give me

Was Einstein's theory good...relatively

A smart queen's kingdumb, it doesn't mix

A litter of literates, a bunch of Moby Dicks

"Get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia

Take you with a condom "stainless-steal" ya.

Half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,

Why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?

Poverty, racism, isn't it strange?

That only the homeless are beggin' for change?

I shocked Sherlock

What, son?

Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!

Well here's a bit of irony

A Ford Focus driver has ADD

How'd I come to master all these things?

Like a tampon thief, I had to pull some strings