BLOODHOUND GANG - We Are The Knuckleheads lyrics

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Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We are the knuckleheads<br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We are the knuckleheads<br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We are the knuckleheads<br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We're the knuckleheads<br><br>If you would be the peanut butter then I would play the jelly<br>I'll peel apart your bread and then I'll penetrate your belly<br>Your blood stains mighty bad I wash it off with coast<br>Now I'll take my jelly and spread it on your toast<br>No one rhymes faster the mic is my blaster<br>So grasp some shasta the mighty mic master<br>Giving ya communion with your lips on my cup<br>Pump pump pump pump me up<br>Now if you're the waterboy then I'm the heavyweight contender<br>I'm gonna mix you all up like a black and decker blender<br>If you would be the telstar then I'd have to be defender<br>I'll be out in just four weeks I was a first offender<br>Your a dumb ass stupid vera and I'm the one that flo calls mel<br>Puttin' holes right through your body like harvey keitel<br>You're a broken down big wheel I'm a banana-seated schwinn<br>Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in<br>I'm a leggo-eggo maniac I'm stickier than some fun tack<br>Trip to the store and get another six pack<br>Bomb dropping like at ground zero<br>Like colonel klink is getting fucked by hogan's heroes<br>Eenie meanie miney mo you took your shot you missed<br>I wasn't a good boy this year I'm not on santa's list<br>I gave your girl some sausage and than I slit your wrists<br>Now I'm taking your ass out like my name was burgeous meredith<br><br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We are the knuckleheads<br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We are the knuckleheads<br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We are the knuckleheads<br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We're the knuckleheads<br><br>Fast fast quick bic like ass when ya pass gas<br>You threw it like a girl that's why you got picked last<br>And mr. easy does it never did it now did he<br>Jesus is coming so look busy<br>And you and your chumps are gonna get your lumps<br>I got the goose that laid the golden egg you got goose bumps<br>Cause I'm black y'all, it's a fact y'all<br>And if you try to take what's mine I'll take it back y'all<br>I wish all skinheads smelled like mr. clean<br>And that girl from jersey really was nineteen<br>Cause the whole damn world would be peachy keen<br>With rip taylor on the cover of every magazine so go<br>Rip rip rip taylor<br>Rip rip rip taylor<br>Rip taylor rip taylor<br>Your girlfriend we nailed her<br>My mom's got opposable thumbs<br>Your mom's weezie jefferson<br>I'd rather eat fresh heiny chow<br>And I ain't crazy about no God damn butthole no how<br>Batter roll and whip ya like a fucken' kanoli<br>If satan had a hockey team thenI'd be the goalie<br>Cause we're dumber than driftwood dumber than your mama<br>Dumber than a supermodel dumber than kwanza<br><br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We are the knuckleheads<br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We are the knuckleheads<br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We are the knuckleheads<br>Who's the knuckleheads? <br>We're the knuckleheads