BLOODHOUND GANG - Shut Up lyrics
rate meI'm jimmy pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil<br>I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil<br>I get under your skin and I sebaceously form<br>I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn<br>Keep ya hungry for more like bangladesh<br>Then I'll borg di borg do borg ya like the swedish chef<br>Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find<br>Kind of like an injun without his fire water wine<br>I'm like schneider one day at a time<br>I'm feeling like bob vila nailing up your behind<br>To my wall like daniel-son does<br>I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing just because<br>I get wired like a western union and I got to be me<br>And I got more balls than the daily lottery<br>Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me<br>Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy<br>And I don't give a damn if you don't like me<br>Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me<br>And I don't give a damn if you don't like me<br>Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me<br>And I don't give a damn if you don't like me<br>Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me<br><br>Second verse is different from the first<br><br>I'm jimmy pop I am<br>Jimmity jimmity pop I am I am<br>See my name's not hoover and I don't give a damn<br>And I got a different angle like a parellelogram<br>And you'll be all ears like a field of corn<br>I'll make you dizzy like gillespie as I toot my own horn<br>Like a no. 2 pencil I always got a point<br>You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint<br>I'm jimmy pop y'all I'm jimmy pop y'all I'm an alka seltzer that's right you're a seagull<br>As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst<br>Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst<br>Like the texas chainsaw massacre I'll get in your face<br>But then I'll brush you off like aqua-fresh toothpaste<br>Cause I'm letting off steam like a chinese laundromat<br>But I'm not a roll of charmin so don't give me no crap<br>And I don't give a damn if you don't like me<br>Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me<br>And I don't give a damn if you don't like me<br>Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me<br>And I don't give a damn if you don't like me<br>Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me<br><br>I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks<br>I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that<br>I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly<br>I hate spin magazine cause they never ever plug me<br>I hate regis and I hate kathie lee<br>I hate every single movie by that midget spike lee<br>I hate people that think I care what they think<br>I hate people that think their ass don't stink<br>I hate jon bon jovi but I hate his music more<br>I hate killing people because I hate to keep score<br>I hate you but you hate yourself too<br>I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you<br>And I don't give a damn if you don't like me<br>Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me<br>And I don't give a damn if you don't like me<br>Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me<br>And I don't give a damn if you don't like me<br>Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
