BLOODHOUND GANG - Screwing You On The Beach At Night lyrics

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Nothing, heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong<br />

I found, bedazzled with gems, brushes ever so gently against some boobs! <br />

I guess it's hard to believe that one man, <br />

Could have a pony-tail that's sensitive and, <br />

Distract an agressive hawk that's cornered you.<br />

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I know my haikus are freakin intense, <br />

But even the words I made up to sound French, <br />

Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.<br />

I would show up for our pottery class, <br />

Dressed like a pirate with John Waters moustache, <br />

On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.<br />

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Fuck in school, but gym is a romantic time <br />

Loitering on cliffs, thinkin about stuff like, <br />

Screwing you on the beach at night! (x2)<br />

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One milkshake! two straws! <br />

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Fuck in school, but gym is a romantic time <br />

Loitering on cliffs, thinkin about stuff like, <br />

Screwing you on the beach at night! (x2)<br />

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Don't I, sound so, sexy, echo, (x2)<br />

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Release the doves (x5)