BLOODHOUND GANG - No Rest For The Wicked lyrics

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I get bombed much like pearl harbor<br>The price is white right and I'm bob barker<br>This is your brain on drugs<br>This is your brain on jackie onassis<br>All you crotch goblins can kiss our asses<br>Yes siree bob like corn on the cob<br>I'm all buttered up ready to hob nob<br>Daddy is a kraut you're nazi-occupied france<br>I'm gonna rise to the occasion inside my pants<br>So yo ass yea you I want to fraggle rock your girlie<br>Coming around the party coming around like mr. furley<br>I'm mr. furley you're jack tripper<br>You're dumb ass gilligan and I'm the skipper<br>Tiptoe through my tulips and come and frolic<br>Cause my name is betty ford and she's an alcoholic<br>So here I am rock me like a hurricane<br>Not a scorpion but my sting will bring your dame a lot of pain<br>And daddy's gonna tell ya I'm as cool as jack the ripper<br>Somewhat of a cut-throat but still a big tipper<br>As I tickle you pink I bet my fingers start to stink<br>I'm what's missing from your life and you're the missing link<br>It doesn't matter how you win or lose it's how you lick it....<br>No rest for the wicked<br><br>Get down drink it up bring it on take it off<br><br>Flips it up in the air like my name was bob barker<br>I always kicks it cold so I gotta wear my parka<br>Leaving down my marker stalking like a stalker<br>Using the force like my name was luke skywalker<br>Left hand's on the wheel and the right one on the bottle<br>One foot in the grave and the other on the throttle<br>I'm floating through your atmosphere like the comet haley's<br>As freaky as a freak show call me barnum and bailey<br>So yo ho my cheerio here I'm coming around the bend<br>Don't try to shake my hand I'm not your fucking friend<br>Bodyslam ya to the ground like I was captain lou albano<br>Hit ya in the balls til you're singing soprano<br>Slide to the dance floor groove til you get sore<br>Listen to the tiger's roar I'll pump you like a seesaw<br>I'm a tattooed demon do you catch my meaning<br>Think that you're dreaming but soon you'll be screaming<br>I got more senseless violence than a thriller in manila<br>Like my hero gacy I'm a stone cold killer<br>Got my moves from thriller I'm fish you're barney miller<br>I'm spreading out the carnage like I'm mechagodzilla<br>Like jimmy pop says he's as cool as jack the ripper<br>So take off your panties and kick off your slippers<br>Do as I say and I will be a big tipper<br>More smooth moves than my man jack tripper<br><br>Get down drink it up bring it on take it off