BLOODHOUND GANG - Hell Yeah lyrics
rate meAlright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!<br>We want to introduce to you another friend of the bible!<br><br>Hell yeah<br>Hell yeah<br>Hell yeah<br>Hell yeah<br><br>If I were God there would be no explicit sex on t.v.<br>Like little opie eating pie when he made it with aunt bea<br><br>If I were God thou shall not worship false billy idols<br>And thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the bible<br>Thou shall make fun of hindus thou shall not make a speed 2<br>If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no<br><br>Hell yeah<br>Hell yeah<br>Hell yeah<br>Hell yeah<br><br>If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything<br>Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing<br><br>If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flops<br>Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap<br>Thou shall resist the olsen twins, thou shall not cut footloose<br>If I were God that's what I'd do, heavens no<br><br>Hell yeah<br>Hell yeah<br>Hell yeah<br>Hell yeah<br><br>And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross<br>I'll tell them I found jesus that should throw them off<br>He goes by the name jesus and steals hubcaps from cars<br>Oh jesus can I borrow your crowbar? <br>To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt<br>Crucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirt<br>I can't believe it's not butter! I'll sing as I'm flogged<br>Yeah that's what I would do if I were god<br>So vote for me for savior and you'll go to heaven<br>Your lame duck lord is like kevin spacey in seven<br>With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick<br>You just can't teach an old God new tricks<br>But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem? <br>If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? <br>Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade<br>Yeah that's what I would do if I were god
