Blood On The Dance Floor - Yo, Ho lyrics

rate me

pirate walks into the bar

The bartender asks

What's with the steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says

Arr! It's driving me nuts.

Now I've been sailin across the seven seas

Looking for a girl from another fantasy

I keep a big ship

They call me Captain Kip.

I got the I patch

Tri hat

Rollin' like a pirate

Shiver my timbers

Fuck you till you're limber

Freaky deaky

Till you get leaky

Like Run DMC it's tricky

So animated might as well call me Mickey

Pedal to the medal

Red eyes like a devil

Raise the white flag

Can't reach my level

Like arr arr

Flow sick like SARS

XXX till I hit your mark

Ahoy!

Ahoy!

I put that happy to the joy

Fuck with me

And I'll play you like a GameBoy

Ninja

Skin ya

Throw you in a blender

Chop chop chop

I'm a motherfucking pirate!

Yo Ho Ho

And a bottle rum we go

Argh!

It's my duty

To please that booty

Yo Ho Ho

And a bottle rum we go

Argh!

It's my duty

To please that booty

Yo Ho Ho

It's a pirates life for me

It's a pirates life for me

Yo ho

Ha-ha sorry bitch

I wasn't callin' your name

We be burnin' so hot

You can't even capture the flame

Street rat, hood rat?

Freak with tats and spoiled brat?

No. wait, guess again

I'm a motherfuckin' pirate

I'm over you like I just dunk

Battle ship you just got sunk

Boy you think you can handle this?

Is your port hole big enough for my ship?

It's not the motion of the ocean

And size is a thing

'Cause we ain't getting nowhere

With these fucking water wings

I used to be ballin'

Now I'm just straight dunkin'

Gold stars for my rhymes

I got all the boys suckin'

Jealous bitches start hatin'

'Cause it's not them that we fuckin'

That game you claim you play

Is the motherfuckin game

That I'm runnin'

Yo Ho Ho

And a bottle rum we go

Argh!

It's my duty

To please that booty

Yo Ho Ho

And a bottle rum we go

Argh!

It's my duty

To please that booty

Yo Ho Ho

It's a pirates life for me

It's a pirates life for me

Now and then we had a hope

That if we lived and were good

God would permit us to be pirates.

FIRE!

Yo Ho Ho

And a bottle rum we go

Argh!

It's my duty

To please that booty

Yo Ho Ho

And a bottle rum we go

Argh!

It's my duty

To please that booty

Yo Ho Ho

It's a pirates life for me

It's a pirates life for me

Thanks to MOTHER FUCKIN ZACK for correcting these lyrics