Blobots - Roseville Bars lyrics

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I’m a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

I’m a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

Look at me, look at me

Fake millionaire that makes 30 Gs

I lie to all kinds of girls and hope that they’ll come home and sleep with me

I could tell you I could score some blow

I could tell you I’m a movie director

Spray on Axe ‘til my eyes swell up

My skin burns but I smell much better

I drive a used BMW

Parked right in between those other two

Only 96 more payments and then I can rip up the IOU

Me and my friends have frosted tips

Me and my friends live to get ripped

‘Cause if I see the picture lady I wanna look good for the pics ‘cause…

I’m a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

I’m a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

Look at me, look at me

Claim I’m straight in designer jeans

High fives to all my bros who go out searching for hos with me

I go from club to club until I score

I sneak in to the VIP

I give it to cougars in the back door then tell my friends she was 18

I Spend lots of money on my hair products

So it can hold up to severe weather conditions

I keep ahead in business and thanks to them my dome looks bitchin’

Hotties, fatties, and all you cougars, me and my friends are gonna throw game to ya

I don’t stalk girls it’s called persistence

And yes my hair is wind resistant, ‘cause…

I’m a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

I’m a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

Look at me, look at me

Pretending I’m on top

And my new tribal tattoo makes the panties go drop

My cocaine addiction, my cola is pure

My shirt is Affliction, my glasses Dior

I can lie about expensive vacations

How Heather gave me oral gratification

And I’m the Kings new rookie sensation

Or maybe I own this radio station

Eating six dollar burgers with Gavin Maloof

Here’s my receipt that I kept as proof

And did I even mention I know all the Kama Sutra moves

Can I get to 80 with no DUI, no DUI, no DUI

Then we can park at Folsom lake and we can both get high, we can both get high, we can both get high

I’m a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

I’m a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

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