Bliss N Eso - On A Bender lyrics

rate me

For all you baboon headed mother fuckers

Wake the fuck up

Don't you dare pack a bong yet, captain on deck, Bliss the

Vegabond vet, back a strong bet, Mr

Crack a long neck, grab a song wreck, sip the

Oracle? full of lager and just stagger on

Bliss like "wohhh"

My world treatment to the ear canal

It's soul so even when I speak you can hear the style

But no, you wanna hear pretentious shit?

Ay yo yo humour us with an impression bliss

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OK... I got endz of bendz an gemz pretty pearls

And I'm with 10, 10-10-freaky girls

And my pen sends them cheeky whirls

Then it cries "fuck me silly"

Rappers suck the willy of the industry

You feel a shlong? You a killer - Wrong.

I'm just hoping for a better song floating in a billabong

I spin bam boogie in a bottle of whiskey

Then I drink "damn look at me now I'm wobbling tipsy"

But either you a fast hustlin' pimp

With cash, muscle, and wit

A gas guzzlin wimp

Or you aint doin' nothin' and I'm past shovelling shit

But fuck, it's like we're the last struggling clique

In this land it's a game and every second they score

We on the bench player, cause we ain't got a record in stores

But still they're begging for more

I'm a go silly and show Sydney

We're the freshest rappers out since MC Bomiddy

Where you at?

On a bender just having a ession

Who you with?

My Sin City crew cracking off at ya'll

Yo who's that singing?

Some drunk popstar contestant

I don't know how I got in this mess but this melody's fresh

So let's do this, rock this

Ruin this, knock this

World of it's axis

We back to get it poppin'

Let's do this, rock this

Ruin this, knock this

World of it's axis

Cause this the way we rock this

There was cameras when we came to damage the place

On stage acting like characters from Planet Of The Apes

Steal your laminated plaques right off your neck

Then rock a set eating hash cookies - chocolate chip

What would you expect from Dr. Es, you don't want no nonsense

Carrying fishing rods so you can catch a Loch Nest Monster

Still convict minded, this island got me blinded

Gatecrashing the party like a kamikaze pilot

Don't try no funny business

We some tummy ticklers running fingers 'round your hunnies nickers

I'm the vicious, this is lyrics with a difference

Too persistent, it even reads "perverse" on my birth certificate

These misfits, a few sandwiches less than a picnic

You got ants in your pants, dance to this shit

My lyrics drawn in a second

That's right we come through turning Walkman's to weapons

Where you at?

On a bender just having an ession

Who you with?

My Sin City crew cracking a fresh one

Who's that singing?

I guess some French porno star

But I'm a pro-baller and can't afford no car

I'm here, so go nuts and break some shit

And watch tears turn to coco nuts and naked chicks

A summer nutter "with fresh flows for the nation"

And god I love a "Es Es O in the basement"

But I stroll and roll with the bandits full of thinkers

And still live like we're dancing under sprinklers

This big bad mic here to give back love

Chronic cupid with the zig zag stuff

So while this world turns into an American sitcom

I wait for change like staring at lit bombs

I wasn't hanging on board just like a gang of angry orphans

That's the reason why I couldn't give a fuck who sang your chorus

See Bliss and Esoterikism got that head splitin' inspiration

That everyone craves

And I got a look in my eyes, given from a hit over the head

That I copped at a very young age

Where you at?

On a bender just having a session

Who you with?

My Sin City crew cracking a fresh one

Who's that singing?

That's ah, Bonez on karaoke

He started a new crew and Izm called it the Smokey Dokey's

Let's do this, rock this

Ruin this, knock this

World of it's axis

We back to get it poppin'

Let's do this, rock this

Ruin this, knock this

World of it's axis

Cause this the way we rock it

"Bliss n Eso"

"Izm"

Yo what's crackin

This is BL to the Steal

AKA time to speak up

We *chillin with* DJ Izm right now

On the Bliss n' Eso mixtape we're just about outta here

But make sure you get Flowers In The Pavement

Thanks to nato420 for these lyrics