Billy Mays Vs Ben Franklin - Epic Rap Battles Of History Ep. 10 lyrics
rate me[Epic Rap Battles Of History]
Ben Franklin versus Billy Mays Begin.
[Benjamin Franklin (January 17, 1706 [O.S. January 6, 1705] – April 17, 1790) – Lloyd Ahlquist]
I’m big Ben Franklin, and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly
You couldn’t sell Rick James a bag of crack, you’re out of practice
My victory's more certain than death or taxes
Fact is:
You’re a hack
Wack QVC joke
You peddle soap
That cleans bird sh&t from my windows
I’ll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son cause it’s death of a salesman!
[William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009) - Colin J. Sweeney]
Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer.
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I’ll take my awesome auger and sow your quaker oats
I’ll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats
I’m the lord of the pitch and leader in home sales
You’re just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail
Benny’s got kite’n key but you’re in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightening rod c%ck
[Benjamin Franklin - Lloyd Ahlquist]
Stop!
I protest these intolerable raps
It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your @ss!
Cause I’m mint, I’m money!
I’m an educated gentleman so join or die Bill.
Cause it’s all about the Benjamin
[Billy Mays - Colin J. Sweeney]
But wait! There’s more!
(RIP BILLY MAYS – 1958 – 2009 “Lord of the Pitch”)
Is there anyone out there who could finish this battle? Anyone? Anyone?
[Offer "Vince" Shlomi (born April 25, 1964), known as Vince Offer or the ShamWow! Guy - Nice Peter]
I can , You following me camera guy?
Cause it’s about to get furious
You’re gonna love my nuts until you’re bi-focal-curious
Your boy George chopped down trees
You couldn’t break a piece of balsa
Slap chop your face
Make a double chin salsa
Your style is so broke
They call you Poor Richard
It’s bad enough I gotta see you every-time I tip a stripper
Vince against a founding father is just too bad
Cause after this America is gonna lose a Dad
[Billy Mays Vs Ben Franklin]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Epic Rap Battles of History
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