Billy Lemmons - Six Packs A Day lyrics
rate me[CHORUS]<br />
It takes six packs a day<br />
To see me through<br />
Six packs a day<br />
To see me through<br />
I don't care if it's<br />
R.J. Reynolds nicotine fits<br />
Or Pabst Blue Ribbon brew<br />
It takes six packs a day<br />
To see me through<br />
<br />
When I's a kid<br />
The local folks said<br />
I'd never make a dent<br />
Much less amount to very much<br />
Or be the President<br />
<br />
Well, I never said I thought I would<br />
Or really give a rip<br />
As long as I could sit around<br />
And smoke and spit and sip, and<br />
<br />
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<br />
When I's a little older<br />
Well, they sent me off to school<br />
Well, I couldn't get right with it<br />
'Cause I had things to do<br />
<br />
Well, I thought I'd make a million<br />
So I could pay the rent<br />
And maybe I might run for Mayor<br />
Or be the President, and<br />
<br />
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<br />
Well, I ran for Mayor<br />
And I didn't make it<br />
And I almost pitched a fit<br />
Then Jimmy went to D.C.<br />
And became the President<br />
<br />
Well, I called the boys together<br />
Said, y'all stay in the tub<br />
'Cause I just elected myself the Mayor<br />
Of the Plains, Georgia social club, and<br />
<br />
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<br />
Well, I guess you'd have to call me<br />
A Hee Haw superstar<br />
'Cause I hired me an agent<br />
Who drives a great big car<br />
<br />
Well, he's done made me famous<br />
A lot of autographs I've signed<br />
Even people on the C.B.<br />
Know old Leadbelly line for line<br />
<br />
Well, there's one thing makes me nervous<br />
'Cause we're trying to compete<br />
When will they change the furnaces<br />
And use peanut oil for heat<br />
<br />
And it takes six packs a day<br />
To see me through<br />
Six packs a day<br />
To see me through<br />
<br />
I don't care if it's<br />
R.J. Reynolds nicotine fits<br />
Or Pabst Blue Ribbon brew<br />
It takes six packs a day<br />
Six packs a day<br />
Six packs a day<br />
To see me through