Big River movie - THE ROYAL NONESUCH lyrics

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She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest<br>

And an eye in the middle of her nose<br>

So says I, if you look her in the eye<br>

You're better off looking up her nose<br>

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Whoever you are, wherever you've been<br>

You've come this far<br>

Well, come on in<br>

See the nonesuch<br>

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I get up early, I stay up late<br>

I've seen it before<br>

But I still can't wait<br>

To see the nonesuch<br>

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(REPEAT CHORUS)<br>

Because the nonesuch will be exhibited in a state of nature<br>

No ladies will be permitted<br>

But the education of no man or boy is complete<br>

Until he has witnessed this shocking spectacle<br>

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Believe you me<br>

It's the best of the best<br>

I know what I'm saying I've seen the rest<br>

The nonesuch<br>

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It'll strike you blind<br>

With a heave and a sigh<br>

But come up close enough<br>

To risk one eye<br>

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For the nonesuch<br>

She's got hound dog ears that hang down to here<br>

And lips like the bud of a rose<br>

So says I, if you look her in the eye<br>

You're better off looking up her nose<br>

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Only fifty cents, the one half port of o dollar<br>

Servants ten cents<br>

I've been to Natchez and to New Orleans<br>

But this beats anything I've ever seen<br>

The nonesuch<br>

I've your money, I can see your face<br>

Now come on in and take your place<br>

For the nonesuch<br>

Well, it ain't no woman and it ain't no man<br>

And it don't wear very many clothes<br>

So says I, if you look her in the eye<br>

You're better off looking up her nose<br>

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