Ben Folds - One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces lyrics

rate me

September '75 I was 47 inches high

Mom said by Christmas I would have

A badass mother G.I. Joe

For your little minds to blow

I still got beat up after class

Yeah, now I'm big and important

One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you

If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV

Look who's telling who what to do

Kiss my ass goodbye

Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am

I'm your nightmare little man

Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry

Jane, remember second grade?

Said you couldn't stand my face

Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die

Now I'm big and important

One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you

If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV

Look who's telling who what to do

Kiss my ass goodbye

You'll be sorry one day

Yes you will, yes you will

You shouldn't push me around

'cause I will, yes I will

You will be sorry when I'm big

Yes you will, yes you will

You will be sorry

Now I'm big and important

One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you

If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV

Look who's telling who what to do

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

Goodbye