Beauty and the Beast movie - Me! lyrics

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Gaston:<br>

You've been dreaming, just one dream<br>

Nearly all your life<br>

Hoping, scheming, just one theme:<br>

Will you be a wife?<br>

Will you be some he-man's property?<br>

Good news! That he-man's me!<br>

This equation, girl plus man<br>

Doesn't help just you<br>

On occasion, women can<br>

Have their uses too<br>

Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree<br>

Pumpkin, extend with me!<br>

Gaston:<br>

We'll be raising sons galore<br>

Belle:<br>

Inconceivable!<br>

Gaston:<br>

Each built six foot four!<br>

Belle:<br>

Unbelievable!<br>

Gaston:<br>

Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!<br>

Belle:<br>

I'm not hearing this!<br>

Gaston:<br>

You'll be keeping house with pride!<br>

Belle:<br>

Just incredible!<br>

Gaston:<br>

Oh so gratified<br>

Belle:<br>

So unweddable!<br>

Gaston:<br>

That you are a part of this idyllic scene.<br>

Gaston:<br>

Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, <br>

my latest kill roasting over the fire,<br>

my little wife massaging my feet, while<br>

the little ones play on the floor with the dogs.<br>

We'll have six or seven!<br>

Belle:<br>

Dogs?<br>

Gaston:<br>

No, Belle! Strapping boys...like me!<br>

Belle:<br>

Imagine that!<br>

Gaston:<br>

I can see that we will share<br>

All that love implies<br>

We shall be a perfect pair<br>

Rather like my thighs<br>

You are face to face with destiny!<br>

All roads lead to...<br>

The best things in life are...<br>

All's well that ends with me!<br>

Escape me? There's no way<br>

Certain as "Do, Re,"<br>

Belle, when you marry...<br>

Gaston:<br>

So Belle, what would it be?<br>

Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?<br>

Belle:<br>

I...I just don't deserve you!<br>

Gaston:<br>

Who does?<br>

ME!<br>

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