Beauty and the Beast movie - Maison des Lunes lyrics

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Gaston:<br>

There's a danger I'll be thwarted<br>

And denied my honeymoon<br>

For the pretty thing I've courted<br>

Refuse to swoon<br>

So, the time has come for a murky plan<br>

For which I turn to a murky man<br>

LeFou:<br>

To find that feind<br>

Both:<br>

Where better than<br>

The Maison des Lunes?<br>

Gaston:<br>

I don't take this girl for granted<br>

There's no path I haven't hewn<br>

To her heart; no seed unplanted<br>

No flowers unstrewn<br>

But quite amazing to relate<br>

She doesn't want me for her mate<br>

LeFou:<br>

Which forces him to contemplate<br>

Both:<br>

The Maison des Lunes<br>

Monsieur D'Arque:<br>

I don't wish to seem a tad obtuse<br>

But I don't see how I can be of use<br>

For I lock people up; I'm not a "Lonely Heart's club" <br>

I'm a cold, cold fish<br>

I've a nasty, vicious streak<br>

LeFou:<br>

Please speak!<br>

Gaston:<br>

It's Belle's father who's your client<br>

She adores the old buffoon<br>

She'll be forced to be complaint<br>

LeFou:<br>

She'll dance to your tune<br>

Gaston:<br>

We get the daughter through her dad<br>

You just pronounce the old boy mad<br>

LeFou:<br>

And, whoosh! He's slammed up in your pad--<br>

LeFou, D'Arque:<br>

The Maison des Lunes<br>

Gaston:<br>

Do I make myself entirely clear?<br>

D'Arque:<br>

It's the simplest deal of my whole foul career!<br>

Gaston:<br>

Put Maurice away and she'll be here in moments<br>

In a dreadful state<br>

She'll capitulate to me!<br>

D'Arque:<br>

I'll be strapping up an inmate<br>

LeFou:<br>

Very tightly<br>

Gaston:<br>

Very soon<br>

D'Arque:<br>

But please don't bring him late<br>

Our check-in time's noon!<br>

LeFou, D'Arque:<br>

So, wave one bachelor goodbye<br>

Gaston:<br>

She'll be my bride<br>

LeFou:<br>

She'd rather die<br>

Than have her daddy ossify?<br>

D'Arque:<br>

In my sordid saloon<br>

All:<br>

So book the church; raise the glasses high<br>

To the Maison des Lunes!<br>

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