Beauty and the Beast movie - Gaston (Reprise) lyrics

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Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?<br>

Crazy old Maurice...<br>

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking<br>

Lefou:<br>

A dangerous pastime<br>

Gaston:<br>

I know.<br>

But that whacky old coot is Belle's father<br>

And his sanity's only "so-so"<br>

Now the wheels in my head have been turning<br>

Since I looked at that loony, old man<br>

See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle<br>

And right now I'm evolving a plan<br>

Gaston:<br>

If I . . . (whisper)<br>

LeFou:<br>

Yes?<br>

Gaston:<br>

Then we . . . (whisper)<br>

LeFou:<br>

No! Would she . . .<br>

Gaston:<br>

(whisper) Guess!<br>

LeFou: <br>

Now I get it!<br>

Both:<br>

Let's go!<br>

No one plots like Gaston<br>

Gaston:<br>

Takes cheap shots like Gaston<br>

LeFou:<br>

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston<br>

Gaston:<br>

Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful<br>

LeFou:<br>

As down to the depths you descend<br>

Gaston:<br>

I won't even be mildly remorseful<br>

Both:<br>

Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end<br>

Gaston:<br>

Who has brains like Gaston?<br>

LeFou:<br>

Entertains like Gaston?<br>

Both:<br>

Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? <br>

And his marriage we soon will be celebrating<br>

My what a guy<br>

Gaston!<br>

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