Beans On Toast - Fuck The Smoking Ban lyrics

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Well fuck the smokeing ban<br />

i say<br />

lets smoke another<br />

ive been smokeing half my life thats why my voice is fucked up<br />

still i dont regret it though<br />

ill roll another fag<br />

im sure that how i treat myself's got nothing to do with them<br />

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and a pint without a cigarette<br />

is like bread withiout butter<br />

but butter gives you heart attacks so you might aswell no bother<br />

i wont smoke in the library or even on the bus<br />

but for fucks sake<br />

please<br />

let me have one in the pub<br />

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well the land lord knows its coming,<br />

its just a case of days<br />

the next time you spark one up they'll nick you straight away<br />

and the only way out is quitting<br />

so that's what you'll have to do<br />

but someone else is forcing their opinions on you<br />

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and a shag without a cigarette is like barbie with out ken<br />

if the sex is really good i like to smoke a marlboro red<br />

i wont smoke in the libray or even on the bus<br />

but for fuck sake,<br />

please<br />

let me have one in the pub<br />

so now the pubs just smell of sweat and stale old beer<br />

without the smoke this place has lost is atmosphere<br />

the government<br />

have had their wicked way<br />

again<br />

we just have to wonder<br />

what they will ban next<br />

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(Thanks to kate for these lyrics)

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